Student (we'll call him Bob): Mrs. Bruce, Vladislav said the "G" word.
Me: What's the "G" word?
Student (whispering): You know...G-U-Y...
Me: Guy?
Student: No, gay.
Me: Oh, well, that's not a bad word. How did he use it?
Student: Bob, are you gay?
Me: Well, are you?
Student: No.
Me: Then, you just say, "No, I am not gay."
He then went back to his seat and started singing, "Vladislav and Richard, sitting in a tree...K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
Clearly, lesson learned.
2 comments:
He he he! That's funny.
I'm totally crackin up reading this. You're storytelling was perfect. Miss you!!
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